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get fast, but don't hurry

Broadcasting from the Duke City, aka Albuquerque. Jerry and I have made a pact to do what we can to up the training stimulus by training here and at a few choice alpine destinations in hopes of reaching beyond our existing bipedal powers. Henceforth we will refer to this training stint as the Barbaric Chamber, which involves a very specific manifesto and schematic. The plan is certainly not without sacrifice in many ways, but in the wake of suffering shall come greater passion, I hope and believe. The highly thought out and scrutinized ruleset goes something like this (taking into account it was jotted out on a bar napkin last night): 1. No shaving/personal grooming. No exceptions! 2. Minimum of 10 miles/ day 3. At least 1 beer/ evening (NO AFD's!) 4. All meat products should tend towards the red varietal 5. If significant predatory animal is encountered it must be subdued in 6. Grilling multiple times/ day intended 7. Drinking beer in the shower encouraged 8. Green chile pre& ...